Thursday, July 9, 2009

Don't just undress me with your eyes...


...no, please don't stop at that. I can't wait to feel your fingers sneaking under that waistband, gently levering the elastic out of those creases, caressing the deep marks they leave behind. Kissing them better. My heart noticeably picks up speed as I sense your hands getting closer to my centre, waiting, waiting for the sensation of relief as the cloth peels away from that warmest of places, your face moving in closer. Cool air, breath warm, making me vibrate, turning myself in your direction, subtly offering myself, not so subtly... embarrassed, but dying.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The truth is out there...


...on a T shirt! Those T Shirt comedians have some real insight, don't they? Anyway, what I have to do is post more stuff. Naked ladies preferably, so stand by. (I hope I remember that I wrote this ;-)

Se habla Typo!


I get a big buzz out of seeing someone commit themselves to print, or ink, and not check their work. You get some of the cutest mistakes, and the chuckle is even heartier if the wearer hasn't noticed either. Would somneone PLEASE help this girl out?