I love boobs,

There's nothing in this world I love
more than boobies, tits or breasts.
They're splendid works of art to me
and you finds 'em on your chests.

Funbags, hooters, melons,
I know I'll have my mockers.
But I don't care, they're not so rare
Most girls have tasty knockers!

I love their booby softness,
the way they bobble and jiggle.
And when I squeeze their booby nipples
they make me wriggle and giggle.

Have you seen a wrinkly nipple?
Hello!? There is no better better view.
To see them curl up at your touch
can cause a block-long queue.

Their bouncy dance attracts me
more than vodka or José.
I never try to fight it.
Do I sound like some cliché

So come with me to titty land
We'll find a great souvenir.
No matter what the size you like,
we have the right brassiere.

Jugs, casabas, tatas
racks, bazookas or headlights.
No matter what we call 'em,
They're gorgeous and they're our birthrights.

a shy curtsy,
Sasha x0x
(I wish I had used melons and boingly-doinglies. Maybe next time.)