I'm jonesin' for some booty

An ass, an ass, my kingdom for an ass
It's a wish I wish for a lot.
I dream of them so much it seems
they think I'm an old crackpot.

Those globes do something weird to me
It's a feeling I've never fought.
I'm not even choosy about this desire
they can be, jubbly, tender or taut.

Heineys have a hold on my senses
I'll easily get way overwrought.
I think I love 'em too much to be normal,
I love 'em much more than I ought.

I'm jonesin' for some booty,
it's something I've always sought
and even if it was illegal,
I'd chase it until I got caught.

'cos bottoms are gorgeous davvero
it's something I think should be taught.
Is there anything better curve-wise in this world?
I think you'll find there is naught.

So lift a glass of bubbly with me
while I try to explain this thought.
Butts are plain freakin' delicious!
Nothing better in this world can be bought!